BLESSED VIRGINS

Prepare to meet thy makers...

Recipe /rɛsʌɪp/:

Mix equal amounts of Abrahamic theology, paganism and flour into a large bowl.

Add pinches of hypocrisy, fabrication and salt to your own taste.

Liberally apply sarcasm and impropriety. Then stir well.

Leave to fester in warm environment or equally in the fridge. 

Take what you want from resulting mess.